I am not sure what exactly the target demographic of Friday Puppy is, so if this post is completely off the wall, please excuse me.
I have only known who Taylor Lautner is for less than a year. It all happened so fast, I first saw some pictures of this attractive man coming out of the gym with his, ahem, package in full view under his workout outfit (is it technically an outfit?). Fast forward 3 weeks when I am boarding a plane from Chicago to Detroit and sitting in seat 1A is the new love of my life this talented young actor that I had just found out about. I casually took my seat while sweating profusely and shaking violently (actors make me nervous).
Once seated and dried off, I proceeded to text every person in my phonebook who would remotely care (sorry about those texts Grandma). After about 5 minutes the 40-something married man seated next to me asked me who was the celebrity up front, and I pretended to barely know who he was as I went about reading my Tiger Beat with him on the cover.
Once we landed I grabbed my bags from the overhead bin as quickly as I could and proceeded to knock down every Tom, Dick and Jane who was standing between me and the young Mr. Lautner. Thankfully the married older gentleman next to me asked him for an autograph and picture before me so he was able to break the ice, but I was really upset that he had to make such a point of saying that it was for his daughter. Way to make me look like a creeper dude. Once it was my turn to get a photo and autograph I very well looked fresh out of the pool, but I did manage to stammer out my name and hold back my huge grin as to not look too goofy in the picture.
Later that same night I was at a Red Wings game, just hanging out when I again run into Taylor. This time I happened to be with a 17 year old girl who claimed to be too nervous to go introduce herself (she had no idea what I had just been through on the plane). So, somewhat selfishly, I walked up to Taylor and asked him if he remembered me from the plane to which he replied that he did. I then introduced him to my friend and we chatted for about 10 minutes, mostly about being from Michigan and the Red Wings. In the end, I shook his hand and creepily mentioned that I couldn’t wait to see more of him.
I figured this story was fitting since today, Taylor Lautner turned 18 and I can officially announce the fact that he makes my heart flutter. I don’t feel bad about being excited to witness his passing into adulthood, I mean, straight guys counted down to the Olsen twins’ 18th birthday for like 5 years. Do we have any other Taylor Lautner fans that read Friday Puppy?
Happy 18th Birthday Taylor Lautner From Your Fans - The music in this YouTube makes the entire thing worth watching.
I’m a huge fan. And as I am significantly older it is a little creepy that I like him so much. But, I can hold a relavant conversation with my 14 year old niece.
While I have to agree I would probably be a sweaty mess like you upon meeting him, I am Team Edward all the way! Lol ;)
No straight ones.
Hell yea ! !, Well, Andrew I have to say with this post you have not only redeamed yourself but are sky high on my list of people who know a hottie when they see one, excellent ! ! and some of us let out a sigh of relief now that he is 18 and we no longer have to keep our lusting thoughts quiet. Sorry about slaming you on Matt’s last post, I like the way you think there, shades ! !
Congratulations, Andrew. you’ve somehow managed to make this blog even gayer. I didn’t think that was possible. xo.
Andrew I like you already. I may even be more creepy, creepier, whatever, than you – I dedicated my facebook status to Taylor, telling him to come get his bday present from me. Yikes. Even I’m appalled at myself. Wait, no I’m not.
I absolutly love taylor Lautner. hes a major heart throb and let me tell u something whew he’s amazing i met him once and he like kissed my cheek so yea he’s like mine not literally but still i love him
Who?
I have no idea who this guy is or why he’s famous. Good God I’m getting old. I might as well just stand on my porch shaking a fist and yell at the damned kids to get off my lawn…
I’m thrilled to learn I share a birthday with Taylor- Thank you Andrew!
I’m definitely Team Edward but if we’re living in the real world and not the Twilight Zone (which we are, unfortunately!) I’m all about Tay-tay. He has such a good personality. I mean, could you imagine Robert Pattinson or Kristen Stewart hosting SNL? AWKWARD!
@ lianne
i had a facebook status last night that indicated my desire to fly to LA to find him.
@ kimberly
happy birthday! xo
@#8…me too! hahahaha
Now I need a picture of Both of you without your shirts on……and Matt, don’t worry about that whole gay blog thing….weves luvs yah no matter what!
I too felt very inappropriate lusting after his 17-year old body in New Moon, so Im right there with you celebrating his birthday!
Only know he dated Taylor Swift? But he is such a hottie….keep bringing up pictures and stories about your fantasies – we DO have something in common. (Well, for my age, that’s kinda creepy. My three sons are older than him.)
OMG!!!! Sooooo glad he is 18 now and I can proudly say that he is one F**king hot guy!!!!! I too felt bad even looking at his shirtless body in New Moon but now bring on the rest of the Twilight Saga’s and him half naked!!!
Great post Andrew! And yes, I dragged my 18 year old daughter twice to see the last twight movie just so I could watch TL run around with his shirt off the entire time… Yum!
I agree with #5. Gay.
I thought it was pretty creepy that you were lusting after him, then I saw that you had lots of company. Not sure if Matt attracts a creepy crowd or if I just haven’t seen him enough to feel that way myself…
I’m waiting for Justin Bieber myself.
Kidding.
Team werewolf 100%.
Team Jacob!!!
Yum. That’s all. Yum.
Slacker, hahaha… I can see it now “Get off my lawn you damn kids!”
Definitely a hottie. Although my sister can’t get the image of him playing “Sharkboy” out of her head to fully appreciate it.
Ditto, Andrew!! Team Jacob all the way :)
RIP Frank Sobotka (see: The Wire, Season 3)
love taylor!!
after new moon I’m totally torn between team jacob or team edward.
I adore Twilight! I can barely wait for Twilight Eclipse! I’m so infatuated with taylor, lol.
I still think that the first movie was the best, but New Moon certainly wins in eye candy lol
I simply will not find acquire this “Bieber Fever”? I speculate the idea proves having the actual correct marketing anyone could become a star. Granted I realize he or she is worked a new that that will get where he is.