This past weekend I spent a day at Purdue University with some co-workers for a recruiting event. After the event, we spent some time talking about the general decline of the youth of America. One of my friends from work mentioned how she heard from another co-worker that teenage girls were soaking their tampons in vodka and inserting them as a way to get drunk.
I immediately Googled this to see who is actually doing this and why. The most cited reason to sip vodka with your other lips is to avoid having a boozy smell on your breath (think Matt at 9am). I love that teenagers think that as long as you can’t smell the booze nobody will be able to tell that they’re drunk.
Per Snopes, this is an undetermined urban legend, but I think that some idiots out there are actually doing this. Have any of you readers heard of this or the male equivilant of anal beer bongs?
As a side note, I tend to believe anything that the handsome Dr. Stork talks about on his show.
I used to think that smoking cigarettes would kill my sore throat. I also failed Biology at Union College.
is it really possible to push a liquid swollen rag up your schiznit? I mean seems like laws of physics are being broken here and just slamming a shot or two followed by a breath saving chaser would work toward the same effect. I’m not a chick or gay so the whole insertion thing is foreign to me. BTW- Andrew… any way to post a blog that doesn’t touch on gayity? not that I care but it seems like each post possibly goes out of it’s way to incorporate the lifestyle or thought.
At least it would be disinfected! =P
Omg that’s like an alcohol enema… you shouldn’t worry about bad breath, however…. because you’ll be dead!!
I heard from a teacher friend a few years back that jr high kid would go to “rainbow parties.” Each girl would wear a different color lipstick, and the guys would get head from the different girls… thus their member looks like a rainbow from the lipstick. This same school district also had a lot of girls getting oral gonorrhea… which I didn’t know existed!
Just plain disgusting.
OMG – I was JUST talking about this with a friend over the weekend at a party (where we were fortunate enough to have copious amounts of alcohol to drink) but we were talking about countries that are so poor people can’t afford alcohol and they use rubbing alcohol…sad sad life
Finally…another good reason to 69.
Wait…where do I put my lime?
@kidd
what was gay about this post? was it that i called dr. stork handsome? matt specifically told me not to filter myself so you’re going to get me in all of my gay glory.
Andrew – is this what your Tuesday nights turned into since you’re not in Albany playing trivia no more?
@Jeff, “any more”, oh goodness, so much for grammar trivia; you’re not on my team.