
I’m so happy it’s Friday! because…
a.) I get paid. So no more worrying the lady at the corner store is going to tell me my debit card purchase didn’t go through. ”… but it has overdraft.” ”It’s not going through, sir.” ”yeah but it has overdraft. try it again.”
b.) my friends from NYC are coming today off the train to visit me for the weekend. ”which stop is it?” ”Get off at the Albany/Rensselaer station.” ”The Albany what??” ”Just get off at Albany.” ”Will they tell me when I’m there.” ”Just pay attention”. “But what if I’m asleep”. “Maybe you shouldn’t come here this weekend.”
c.) it’s “Pay What You Weigh” at Chuck E. Cheese! hello 4 pitchers of beer and all I can pizza for $1.65
Is this your first time reading Friday Puppy? Well let me tell you how it works….
Every Friday I get drunk and post photos of your dogs. I’ve been doing it since I was 7. Although there was no internet, I used to get hammered on my dad’s Genny Cream Ale’s and then watch Mork & Mindy and draw pictures of dogs and store them in my knockoff version of a Trapper Keeper because my parents were too cheap to buy the real thing. I think it was called a “manilla envelope” or something.
If this sounds like fun to you, then please send me a picture of your cute pup. You can email it to me at FridayPuppy@gmail.com
Please make sure you include your dog’s name or hometown otherwise I will make it up. (“honey, look how cute that dog “Xanax” is from Selltherestaurantsbeforeitstoolatesville, NY !!”
Take a second to vote for the following dog which you think is the cutest. If he/she wins, then we will send them a gift certificate to our beloved Bombers Burrito Bar.
Congratulations to last week’s winner… Lucy from Albany, NY.
Have a wonderful 4th of July weekend everyone, and we’ll see you next week!!
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